Sometimes, I wonder
if karma will get me as I am so greedy.
No, it won't.
What do friends do?
Protect you before karma gets you.
Zi Qian, thank you very much.
I'll go now.
Mom.
That gas explosion killed Dad.
You're lying here because of it too.
Was it really an accident?
Why did it happen just after you signed the deed of transfer of shares for Shan?
What mindset did the Shan family have when they cultivated me?
Mom, should I hate them
or embrace them?
Mom, look.
I bought it for you. It's nice, isn't it?
Mom, you're the most beautiful person in the world.
You're the most beautiful person in the world.
Mom.
I miss you very much, Mom.
Mom.
GUAN MEI FISHING VILLAGE
Da Wei, take the execution team to Guan Mei Hotel first.
I want to have a look around.
I'll meet you later.
Hello, may I know who is Ms. Fan Yun Xi?
-I am. -Hello.
Here are the 100 roses ordered by Mr. Shan Jun Hao.
Please sign here.
There are 100 of them?
Thank you.
They were given by the GM.
Tomorrow is the cultural festival of carrying the ambrosial palanquin.
There'll be a lot of tourists.
However, we can't earn a lot
if everyone sells the same items.
This hot air balloon is my secret weapon.
Mom, there's a hole here.
Just stitch it up.
Ye Tian Yu, wake up.
The police station placed an order. Make a delivery.
Okay. I'm waking up.
COASTAL PROMENADE
Why are there no signs?
Excuse me, how do I go to Guan Mei Hotel?
Buy some chewing gum and I'll tell you.
-How much is it? -Three dollars each.
This is extortion.
No, it isn't.
The price level here is like this.
I'm not lying.
It's true.
-Thank you. -How can I get there?
You mean Guan Mei Hotel?
Go straight. Turn right after the traffic lights.
Turn left after the trees. There's a roundabout.
Go ahead and a crossroads--
Is this a tongue twister?
You can't understand?
No problem, I'll draw a map.
Just pay me $15.
Sir.
How about this? Pay me nine dollars.
I'll omit the subjects, verbs and adjectives
and say it in a simple way.
You don't want to ask me
so I can't help you.
Although she is hideous,
I have to tell her after seeing this.
It's strange. Why did he point at my butt?
Could it be?
Surely, he fancies my hot buns.
I'm always delivering gas tanks and lifting heavy objects
so my butt became round and high.
I've got myself in trouble. What shall I do?
Your trousers--
What are you doing?
Pervert.
-Pervert? -You want to harass me, right?
Go away.
-I'm sorry. -Go away.
You thought you could bully us at Guan Mei Village?
How did I meet her?
Excuse me.
Hi, hot guy.
May I ask how I can get to Guan Mei Hotel?
Guan Mei Hotel.
Buy some chewing gum, three dollars each,
and I'll tell you the way.
How about $300 each?
$300 each? Then I'll go with you.
Hot guy, don't be like this.
I brushed the car for you, hot guy.
Hot guy, don't go away.
I can explain it all.
We can work it out.
Take care. What's wrong with him?
POLICE STATION
Every time Jin Zhi makes a delivery, she hurries back.
I broke the pipe
so that she can stay and fix it.
Then, I can have a chance to talk with her.
-I'm so smart. -Officer.
Officer.
Tian Yu, why did you come?
I didn't call you.
I called your Mom, Jin Zhi, to fix the pipe.
Mom isn't free. Is the pipe broken?
-Yes. -The same place.
It's hard to fix.
It's really hard to fix the pipe.
Who did it? Some fool broke the pipe.
How strange. Is it true that we feel colder at a higher place?
Why does my butt feels especially cool?
POLICE STATION
The police won't charge me for asking directions, will they?
What a disgrace!
So strange. Do I look especially lovely today?
What's with the noise?
What are you doing?
What are you people gathering to see?
What is it? The view?
-They're are torn. -Look.
There's a big hole in your pants.
Hurry and get down.
Go away, don't look!
Go away! Don't look.
Don't look. Go away.
You. You're also looking. Go away.
You knew there was a hole in my pants. Why didn't you tell me?
Did you want to embarrass me?
Miss, it's me who was the victim.
I wonder if I can see an ophthalmologist in this small village.
Dang!
Don't run away!
What do you want this time?
Give me a ride home. My car has broken down again.
You embarrassed me so you have to take me home.
It's a luxury car.
There's a TV. Can I watch a DVD?
There's a TV in this car. Can I play a DVD on it?
I was reluctant to let you in.
Don't make me dump you.
Okay, I'll touch nothing. You're so difficult.
Lend me the phone.
-You-- -Watch out.
Hello? Principal Shan. It's Tian Yu.
Yes.
Invitation card? Yes, I received it.
Me?
I am a piano teacher now.
Yes.
I have just returned from a concert.
Let's not talk about this. Right.
Principal Shan. I'm telling you.
I'll definitely attend Mom's memorial concert.
Also, I'll dress up.
It's nothing.
Okay. Thank you.
Take care.
Okay. Bye.
Your lies are to-the-point, reasonable and natural.
Don't talk nonsense. You know nothing!
Here you go.
What have you done?
I don't like it when people touch my stuff,
especially people like you.
What's wrong with people like me?
You can do nothing to people like me.
Asking directions was probably only an excuse.
Actually, you want to hook up with sis, right?
Tian Yu.
This guy had just asked me for directions.
Our village isn't big.
How come he hasn't found it?
Is he retarded?
Did he ask you too?
You came back in his car. Did you chat with him?
His car is classy. His family is probably rich.
What about it?
He's just a stingy person of low character.
A genuine rich person
should be generous in making payments.
You're right.
He is probably a driver who pretends to be rich.
Mom, you're smart.
Really? I agree.
I can give you some tips.
But it costs $15. What do you think?
My sister is the second most beautiful girl here.
Can't you tell?
GUAN MEI HOTEL
My execution team should have arrived.
Yes, they're here.
Why hasn't this large hotel got any attendant?
We used to have a doorman, Ah Sang, and a cook.
-It's a tough time-- -Enough.
Prepare a meeting room for ten.
We'll discuss the project in the morning.
This way, please.
GM Shan.
I shouldn't have attempted to jump from the building yesterday.
I was too rash.
Upon returning, I pondered for a long time--
Stop babbling.
I thought we were both clear about this.
Your top priority is dealing with employees,
instead of talking about these.
But, GM Shan--
GUAN MEI HOTEL
This diamond ring
is my fairest piece of work in recent years.
Madam Ruby's designs are always unique.
Yes. It's named "True Love".
It helps you find your true love.
It's only when you meet your true love
that it'll fit her finger tightly.
It's you.
You came, none the less.
I'm just here to tell you not to have flowers delivered to me.
It'll impede your work.
It's only a gentlemanly gesture from a man to a woman.
Don't all women like flowers?
What I want is--
Never mind. I'll leave. I have work tomorrow.
You don't have to go.
Do you know? I haven't eaten since I got here.
Here you are again.
You always forget to eat when you work.
If you go on like this--
You're not speaking your mind.
You care about me, but you won't marry me.
Stay with me for one more day. Tomorrow
I'll give you a satisfactory answer.
Yun Xi.
Where are you?
I'm on my way home, of course.
Did you wish I was waiting for you downstairs?
Such good things will not happen.
You know very well what I want, but you still brought me here.
-Thanks. -Don't be so emotional, okay?
If my date tonight is in my car,
she'll know and it'll be terrible.
You have a date tonight?
Did I hold you up?
It's good that you know.
My date today is a real stunner.
Also, for this date,
I've prepared a romantic candlelight dinner.
Right.
You're implying that my Jun Hao is not romantic.
Tell you what. Jun Hao and I are going to have a romantic dinner.
Bye.
HARBOR CLEANSING
Honorable--
Honorable Jin Zhi--
Honorable guests, fellow countrymen,
the Harbor Cleansing Cultural Festival
is a great annual event in our village.
We hope that deities will protect our harbor
and our fishing boats will be safe.
Now, I announce the commencement of the three-day cultural festival.
TAKE A HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE
Hey, guy, come and take a hot air balloon ride.
Hey, girl, it only costs $18 per ride.
Hey, come and take a hot air balloon ride. You too, guy.
It only costs $18 per ride.
Yun Xi, if you had to make plans,
what advice would you give me?
Jun Hao, I am glad you're hanging out with me right after the meeting.
However, can we not talk about business today?
Isn't he the jerk who embarrassed me?
How dare he bring a girl here?
I'll make you pay.
$37 PER RIDE
Miss.
Let the hot air balloon realize the humankind's dream of flying.
But we don't want to fly.
I'm just joking.
But if you'd like to get a panoramic view of the village,
you have to take a hot air balloon ride.
It only costs $37 per ride.
Own the whole world at once for 20 minutes.
Jun Hao, I'd like to try it.
It's obviously illegal.
There'll be significant safety issues.
Let's leave.
Miss, you just want to take a hot air balloon ride.
Why don't you dare say it?
You can tell him you want to take a ride.
Jun Hao.
I really want to take a balloon ride.
Just once.
She really wants to take a ride.
Okay?
Your girlfriend is asking you.
Okay? Just once.
-Okay? -Okay.
Go this way for the ride, please.
Enjoy yourselves.
Awesome.
Sometimes, you have to listen to my opinion.
It turns out you see me as a controlling person.
Without any merits.
Merits? I'll think about it.
Right.
Shan Jun Hao is hard-working, serious, careful.
He's a meticulous person who always pursues perfection.
He never lets emotions affect his work. Right?
You understand me so well.
So, do you understand me well?
Women are not to be understood.
It's not the most important matter to me.
What's the most important matter?
Marry me.
The ring.
The balloon has been mended.
How can they put our lives in danger?
Fear not. Hold onto my arms.
I won't let go of you.
I won't let go of you either.
-Tian Yu. -Six dollars please.
-Your balloon was punctured. -What was punctured?
The hot air balloon. Look!
Hurry.
Miss, your money...
Oh, no.
Why did it get torn?
Where are they?
They're probably fine.
What a lovely ring!
It's only when you meet your truth love
that it'll fit her finger tightly.
Are you that happy?
I've never been so messed up.
Messed up? No, you aren't.
It feels like we've just gone through an exciting adventure.
At first, in the hot air balloon,
I thought we were doomed.
Now, back on this beach.
There's nothing more fun than that.
Fun?
We nearly died. Don't you know? How fun was it?
At that moment,
I felt secure because you protected me with your life.
I realized that you love me genuinely.
Shan Jun Hao.
I'll do it.
I'll marry you.
But the ring is gone.
I've got the ring in my heart.
Ms. Ye Tian Yu, what a lovely ring!
Where did you buy it?
Enough of the praise. I'm overwhelmed.
It's such a lucky day.
It must be Mom's blessing from the heaven.
Mom, keep it up tomorrow so that I can win the $150 award.
Then, I can buy that dress
and look my best when attending your memorial concert.
Welcome. Welcome to the second day
of Guan Mei Fishing Village's cultural festival.
Here comes our highlight,
the ambrosial palanquin race.
The first one to reach the red line
can receive an award of $150.
Participants, please get ready.
-Do your best. -Tian Yu, come on.
Hello, Sir.
May I borrow this motorboat?
I'd like to reach that island.
Ye Tian Yu, do your best.
-Do your best, Sis. -Ye Tian Yu, come on.
Tian Yu, what's wrong? It's $150. Get up.
Get up, Tian Yu. It's $150.
-Don't stop. -Sis.
Ye Tian Yu.
Help! I have a leg cramp.
Help, my leg.
Is she okay?
Help!
Help! I have a leg cramp.
No, Zheng Zhe, who is he?
I don't know.
You again?
Why do you have this ring?
Where did you pick it up?
Why? Is this ring yours?
Fine. I can return it.
If you help me win, I'll return it.
You're not aware of its importance.
Return it!
If you don't help me, I'll throw it away.
Why did you wear it?
-Take it off! -No.
What are you doing? Get off. Jerk, creep.
I won't return it.
You...
What about me?
It's CPR. No need to make a fuss.
It's disgusting!
Kissing a frog is better than having CPR performed by you.
My $150!
Pervert, jerk.
How dare he kiss me in secret?
The $150 award was lost because of him.
I hope your mouth rots.
Ye Tian Yu. Brushing your teeth once a day will suffice.
Why are you doing it so many times? We have to pay water bills.
What a waste of water! Don't brush your teeth anymore. Okay?
How perplexing.
It takes you so long to clean your mouth.
Fine. Since you value this ring so much,
I'll use it as my bargaining chip and ask him to compensate for my loss.
Hello? I'm looking for--
What's his name?
VISITOR REGISTER BOOK
Why didn't he register?
Which room does he stay in?
Anyone here?
The tap is not working, and the phone--
You've come just in time. I was looking for you.
Pay me.
Return the ring.
Are you here to return the ring?
If not, anything else will be out of the question.
Return the ring.
I don't want it on your finger.
It won't be so easy.
I lost the race because of you.
Now, you have to pay the equivalent to redeem the ring.
You always talk about money. Do you do this to pester men?
If you don't return the ring, I'll report it to the police.
I'll sue you for illegal possession.
Pestering? Illegal possession?
Mind your words.
You think I value this ring?
I'll return it.
You can't get it off?
You really will do anything for money.
-I really can't get it off. -Isn't this an old trick?
If you want money, work hard and earn it.
I did work hard to earn it.
I got nothing in return because of you.
You harassed me and took advantage of me.
Also, you kissed me while I was unconscious,
saying that you were performing CPR.
It disgusts me to think of it.
So what do you want? To sue me?
Compensate all of my losses.
$150 for the award and $93 for psychological damage.
That's $243 in total. Pay up.
If you can't tell the difference between a kiss and CPR,
you should return to grade school and retake health education classes.
Fine, teach me then.
You're so good at health education.
If kissing others in secret can be regarded as performing CPR,
there'd be no sex offenders.
What they do is perform CPR, I--
Looks like you haven't been in love.
That is a kiss.
AMULET
How about it?
This negotiation ended with a surprise, right?
Not only did you fail to get money,
you let yourself be kissed by a man you hate the most.
This teaches you
not to take advantage of other people.
If you negotiate with the wrong person,
it might be you who suffers.
Don't leave yet.
You might not know this. My family runs a business.
Since I was little, Mom told me
I should never let myself get fleeced.
Then, what do you want?
Write a debt bill. You owe me.
You're a pervert who took my first kiss.
You'll have to repay me someday.
Where's my pen?
Sign it.
DEBT BILL
THE PERVERT WHO PERFORMS CPR
What? You kissed me but dare not sign it?
MUST REPAY.
AMULET
I hope this debt bill won't become a joke.
You signed it. You are the one who should worry.
THE PERVERT WHO TOOK MY FIRST KISS MUST REPAY ON DEMAND.